Alpha Dog (2006)

Pop legend gets in with the wrong tattoos as One Tree Hill colides with hip hop.

3/5

“Here I come for rock week, motherhumpers! This is my third bottle of sparkling water!”

He wasn't allowed out to the shops on his own to buy that

“I drink your milkshake! I drink it all up! Now who wants their frickin’ head caved in?”

There Will Be Blood

“Why so seeeeerrrrioussss?”

The bag is full of dynamite and blades

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)

No Country For Old Men shotgunner kidnaps and sexes two complete strangers using handful of words.

3/5

“My name is Wagner. I am here to PR the catalogue seller of rubbish.”

A match made in heaven

“How do you take on three guys at once? I’ll SHOW you how!”

Acting his age

“My name is Wagner. I have come to read sports pages and unload big smelly from the back hole.”

Daily dump

“This is how many wee wees I’m going to have today.”

Runt