“Fuckin’ with me coz I’m a teenager, with a li’l bit of gold and a pager!”

She dislikes authority figures

“Mary we think that your considerable bulk being supported by a chair with such tiny legs is a feat of engineering worthy of its own show on the Quest TV channel.”

How do they do it?

“Yeeeeeeah! Finally made it; appearing on a show that no one watches.”

Next stop Leno?

“Fuck da police. Fuck fuck fuck da police.”

Rebel