Dead Presidents (1995)

African American tribute to Goodfellas makes non-black viewers feel guilt and inserts graphic ‘Nam sub plot.

2/5

“Looking at our clothes and bank balances, you’d be forgiven for thinking we were the archetypal John Hughes middle American parent types. We actually created a deadbeat painter that won a TV show in Britain.”

 

Only now do they look Matt in the eye

“Ok ok ok… When I say ‘brothers’, I really mean ‘PR tools’.”

Equal ops gone wrong

Deconstructing Harry (1997)

Chronic sexer visits hell amidst purposefully slapdash editing designed to confuse non film scholars.

3/5

Inside (À l’intérieur) (2007)

Amateur French midwife causes domestic bloodbath.

3/5

Zelig (1983 dir. Woody Allen)

Forest Gump blueprint features abomination instead of dimwit, and includes Billie Jean-inspired sub plot.

3/5

Starman (1984 dir. John Carpenter)

Lebowski-themed E.T. sings acapella and enjoys all-American cuisine but regrets not asking for directions on road trip.

2/5

How To Train Your Dragon (2010)

Animation studio gets history purposefully wrong in the name of merchandise.

3/5