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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

19 Dec

Trigger-happy brawler with impressive academics takes many connecting flights without enduring airport delays.

4/5

Happiness (1998)

19 Dec

Tubby Matt Damon look-a-like and general typecast bumbling assistant type enjoys depraved masturbation in lethargically paced suburban nightmare.

3/5

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988 dir. Renny Harlin)

19 Dec

Finnish director of shit films kick starts Hollywood career by directing shit film.

0/5


Innerspace (1987)

19 Dec

Cut-price Indiana Jones learns about biology.

2/5

Back To School (1986)

19 Dec

Jewish asperger’s sufferer interupts lectures after making a mint from chronic obesity.

3/5

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