Rebecca Ferguson buys more than she planned during shopping trip

24 Dec

By Slick Nick

Yesterday, X Factor’s scouse princess Rebecca Ferguson reportedly bought more items on an outing to the shops than she had originally thought about.

In a moment of spontaneous madness, the mixed race female bought enough products to fill up an entire hand bag.

She said: ‘I’d only popped out to get some gin – before I knew it, I had purchased a small pile of things I had no idea I’d be buying when I woke up this morning.’

‘The liquor store had a world-beating display of soft drinks, so I helped myself to two cans of Diet Coke and a Fanta.’

The karaoke singer was then lured into a corner shop after noticing some crudely-written offers scrawled onto some flourescent bits of card in the window.

‘Toilet Duck was two for the price of one. What’s a girl to do but swipe a couple of bottles, eh?’

She returned home without further incident.

Rebecca Ferguson’s book ‘Single, Scouse and Adored’ is still struggling to secure a publishing deal.


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