By Slick Nick
Yesterday, X Factor’s scouse princess Rebecca Ferguson reportedly bought more items on an outing to the shops than she had originally thought about.
In a moment of spontaneous madness, the mixed race female bought enough products to fill up an entire hand bag.
She said: ‘I’d only popped out to get some gin – before I knew it, I had purchased a small pile of things I had no idea I’d be buying when I woke up this morning.’
‘The liquor store had a world-beating display of soft drinks, so I helped myself to two cans of Diet Coke and a Fanta.’
The karaoke singer was then lured into a corner shop after noticing some crudely-written offers scrawled onto some flourescent bits of card in the window.
‘Toilet Duck was two for the price of one. What’s a girl to do but swipe a couple of bottles, eh?’
She returned home without further incident.
Rebecca Ferguson’s book ‘Single, Scouse and Adored’ is still struggling to secure a publishing deal.