A snippet from a gentleman’s stint in telesales:
‘I once came second in a competition to see who could sell the most products in a week, with the winner being awarded with a holiday.’
Fucking brilliant. What else have you not achieved in life? Winning the lottery? Getting your dick wet by a broad from The Only Way Is Essex? Playing for England in the World Cup? Irrelevant information for a potential employer to look over will only wind them up.