The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988 dir. Martin Scorcese)

Director of Christianity gets the horn during death after forming a short-lived gang in pre-Biblican times.

2/5

Boudu Saved From Drowning (1932 dir. Jean Renoir)

Obnoxious bum halts the feeling up of slut maid by her bourgeois boss for a few weeks.

3/5

The Karate Kid (2010 dir. Harald Zwart)

Surrounded by phallic imagery, spawn of rap legend masters arse-kickery using leisure wear and bamboo.

2/5

Date Night (2010 dir. Shawn Levy)

Unexpected end to night out for couple involves sometimes-amusing crime caper rather than fuck session.

2/5