Anything Else (2003 dir. Woody Allen)

Late 90s dessert-fucker learns about love and self pity from ancient gag dispenser.

2/5

Tin Men (1987 dir. Barry Levinson)

Inadequate driving ability from two arsehole salesman types inspires marriage breakdown and automobile vandalism in Baltimore’s past.

3/5

The Seventh Seal (1957 dir. Ingmar Bergman)

Serious Swedes get serious over Christ and chess.

3/5

The Lost Weekend (1945 dir. Billy Wilder)

Like four days in the shoes of a Jeremy Kyle Show guest.

4/5

Tombstone (1993 dir. George P. Cosmatos)

To the surprise of no one, Hollywood A-lister protagonist gang defeat Hollywood B-lister antagonist gang in a gun fight.

2/5