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Troy (2004 dir. Wolfgang Petersen)

4 Oct

The fuckhole of one lady brings about the death of thousands of male models at the beach.

3/5

The Good German (2006 dir. Steven Soderbergh)

4 Oct

Legendary Swede awakens audience craving for Casablanca with lack of quality, colour and widescreen.

2/5

Top Gun (1986 dir. Tony Scott)

4 Oct

Shot logistics overwhelm non-existent narrative in lengthy anal sex metaphor.

2/5

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