Mad Dog Morgan (1976 dir. Philippe Mora)

Battered beardo holds up other beardos for loose change.

0/5

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987 dir. Rod Amateau)

Fashion designer adopts Nike business strategies by using cheap foreign labour to produce garments.

0/5

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011 dir. Bill Condon)

Like a less horrific Rosemary’s Baby, with more kissing.

0/5

Dear John (2010 dir. Lasse Hallström)

Lack of antagonist, conflict and bare tits, renders lifeless romance flick entirely pointless.

0/5

Robocop 3 (1993 dir. Fred Dekker)

Useless director teases fans mercilessly by including footage of original movie amidst weak capitalism satire.

0/5

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988 dir. Renny Harlin)

Finnish director of shit films kick starts Hollywood career by directing shit film.

0/5