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The Last Stand (2013 dir. Jee-woon Kim)

poppeelings — Wed, 15 May 2013 07:02:57 +0000

Antique Austrian defends all-American town from immigrant labour.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2013, Action, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Johnny Knoxville, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

John Carter (2012 dir. Andrew Stanton)

poppeelings — Sun, 12 May 2013 13:51:41 +0000

Athletic longhair must fight for tribesmen to prevent a gang rape.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2012, Action, Cinema, Disney, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Science Fiction, United States

Last Action Hero (1993 dir. John McTiernan)

poppeelings — Sat, 11 May 2013 10:34:48 +0000

In mocking crap action films, action auteurs make a crap action film.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 1990s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 1993, Action, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Humour, John McTiernan, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Shane Black, United States

American Pie: Reunion (2012 dir. Jon Hurwitz & Hayden Schlossberg)

poppeelings — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:18:06 +0000

Actors glad of the work evoke nostalgia in a world where all girls blossom to become hot sluts.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2012, Cinema, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

Fortress (1992 dir. Stuart Gordon)

poppeelings — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 10:56:26 +0000

Tory social and privatisation policies realised in a future of stomach aches.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 1990s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 1992, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Kurtwood Smith, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Science Fiction, Stuart Gordon, United States

Grifters (1990 dir. Stephen Frears)

poppeelings — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:56:47 +0000

Two similarly-styled sluts seek affection from an 80s heart throb.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 1990s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 1990, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, John Cusack, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

ParaNorman (2012 dir. Sam Fell & Chris Butler)

poppeelings — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:30:39 +0000

The Sixth Sense merges with Night of The Living Dead in Jew-voiced town.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2012, Animated, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jeff Garlin, John Goodman, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

Red Dawn (2012 dir. Dan Bradley)

poppeelings — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 10:49:49 +0000

Corporate fast food helps all-American sports fans defeat communism.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2012, Action, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States, War

The Missouri Breaks (1976 dir. Arthur Penn)

poppeelings — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:26:09 +0000

Mega thesps wasted in the name of horse economics.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 1970s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 1976, Arthur Penn, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States, Western

Battleship (2012 dir. Peter Berg)

poppeelings — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:28:24 +0000

To win over future father-in-law, douchebag must save the world from bar rock and the full force of ILM hard drives.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2012, Action, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Liam Neeson, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States