Pop Peelings

The Last Stand (2013 dir. Jee-woon Kim)

poppeelings — Wed, 15 May 2013 07:02:57 +0000

Antique Austrian defends all-American town from immigrant labour.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2013, Action, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Johnny Knoxville, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

Spartacus (1960 dir. Stanley Kubrick)

poppeelings — Tue, 14 May 2013 08:00:19 +0000

Christ-like slave with perfect teeth and modern haircut inspires ancestors of Daily Mirror readers to brutal deaths.

5/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 1960s, Rated 5/5 Tagged: 1960, Cinema, Epic, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Kirk Douglas, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Stanley Kubrick, United States

Cloud Atlas (2012 dir. Lana & Andy Wachowski and Tom Tykwer)

poppeelings — Mon, 13 May 2013 12:56:20 +0000

A spiritual game of ‘spot the actor’ across three centuries/hours.

3/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 3/5 Tagged: 2012, Cinema, Drama, Film, Film Reviews, Halle Berry, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Tom Hanks, United States

John Carter (2012 dir. Andrew Stanton)

poppeelings — Sun, 12 May 2013 13:51:41 +0000

Athletic longhair must fight for tribesmen to prevent a gang rape.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2012, Action, Cinema, Disney, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Science Fiction, United States

The Five-Year Engagement (2012 dir. Nicholas Stoller)

poppeelings — Sat, 11 May 2013 14:43:49 +0000

Big Jew bags half decent skirt twice despite delivering poor quality fuck sessions.

1/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 1/5 Tagged: 2012, Cinema, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jason Segel, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

Last Action Hero (1993 dir. John McTiernan)

poppeelings — Sat, 11 May 2013 10:34:48 +0000

In mocking crap action films, action auteurs make a crap action film.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 1990s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 1993, Action, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Humour, John McTiernan, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Shane Black, United States

Hellraiser (1987 dir. Clive Barker)

poppeelings — Fri, 10 May 2013 08:31:14 +0000

A living human anatomy textbook tries to bond with sister-in-law.

3/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 1980s, Rated 3/5 Tagged: 1987, Cinema, Clive Barker, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Horror, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

American Pie: Reunion (2012 dir. Jon Hurwitz & Hayden Schlossberg)

poppeelings — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:18:06 +0000

Actors glad of the work evoke nostalgia in a world where all girls blossom to become hot sluts.

2/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 2/5 Tagged: 2012, Cinema, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

Death Warrant (1990 dir. Deran Sarafian)

poppeelings — Wed, 08 May 2013 10:14:02 +0000

Belgian face-kicker kicks faces to defend against organ donorship.

1/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 1990s, Rated 1/5 Tagged: 1990, Action, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States

Jeff, Who Lives At Home (2011 dir. Jay & Mark Duplass)

poppeelings — Tue, 07 May 2013 10:07:44 +0000

Tubby Christ figure evokes miracles for blood relatives only.

3/5

Filed under: 1 Sentence Film Reviews, 2010s, Rated 3/5 Tagged: 2011, Cinema, Drama, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jason Segel, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States