Tag Archives: 1987

Hellraiser (1987 dir. Clive Barker)

10 May

A living human anatomy textbook tries to bond with sister-in-law.

3/5

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Angel Heart (1987 dir. Alan Parker)

12 Apr

Nightmare visions bring fuck session to an abrupt end.

3/5

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Nuts (1987 dir. Martin Ritt)

26 Feb

Slick lawyer helps mental fuck seller deliver exposition in court.

3/5

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Stakeout (1987 dir. John Badham)

24 Feb

Two cops with matching moustaches indulge in branded foods.

2/5

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Blind Date (1987 dir. Blake Edwards)

1 Jan

Initial satire on corporate success gives way to obviously stund-doubled slapstick.

3/5

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Empire Of The Sun (1987 dir. Steven Spielberg)

26 Dec

Atom bomb nearly used as metaphor for the onset of teen masturbation.

3/5

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Dragnet (1987 dir. Tom Mankiewicz)

24 Dec

Foreheaded detective spouts law codes very quickly in the name of comedy.

2/5

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Surf Nazis Must Die (1987 dir. Peter George)

8 Sep

Sunseekers object to murder and right-wing politics.

1/5

The Monster Squad (1987 dir. Fred Dekker)

12 Jun

Men in cheap costumes face deportation at the hands of young Pepsi enthusiasts.

3/5

Beverly Hills Cop II (1987 dir. Tony Scott)

6 May

To hunt down two Dolph Lundgren look-a-likes, lovable copper lies to most of supporting cast.

2/5

Masters of The Universe (1987 dir. Gary Goddard)

1 Apr

Steroid user battles anorexic thesp in Star Wars knock-off.

1/5

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987 dir. Rod Amateau)

25 Mar

Fashion designer adopts Nike business strategies by using cheap foreign labour to produce garments.

0/5

Radio Days (1987 dir. Woody Allen)

10 Oct

Relentless use of terrible music spoils occasionally amusing jaunt down Jewish memory lane.

2/5

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987 dir. Barry Levinson)

1 Oct

Like One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest collided with Capital FM and replaced baseball ban with annoying catchphrase.

3/5

Lethal Weapon (1987 dir. Richard Donner)

23 Sep

Two socially, economically, psychologically and ethnically mismatched constables form friendship over pursuit of generously-toothed assassin.

3/5

September (1987 dir. Woody Allen)

22 Sep

Miserable woman wants to get shovelled by self-pitious writer who wants to shovel another miserable woman in brown rooms.

3/5

Tin Men (1987 dir. Barry Levinson)

24 Aug

Inadequate driving ability from two arsehole salesman types inspires marriage breakdown and automobile vandalism in Baltimore’s past.

3/5

Wall Street (1987 dir. Oliver Stone)

24 Jun

Underpinned by stock-trading gobbledygook, ruler of 80s yuppie shitheads commits common assault on apprentice yuppie shithead in the rain.

4/5

The Last Emperor (1987 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

25 Apr

Woefully underqualified ruler excels at English rather than preventing Japanese invasion, and invites Lawrence Of Arabia round for tea.

4/5

Dirty Dancing (1987)

1 Feb

Shit 80s music travels to the early 60s as sociologically mismatched couple dry hump to a live country club audience.

2/5

3 Men And A Baby (1987)

7 Jan

Lifeless comedy fails to live up to expectations set during energetic opening sports decoration / fuck montage.

1/5

Innerspace (1987)

19 Dec

Cut-price Indiana Jones learns about biology.

2/5

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

22 Nov

Chatty blimp takes ineffective comedian to bed before performing a sales montage.

3/5


The Lost Boys (1987)

22 Nov

Gay vampire troupe invades all-American residence.

2/5

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