Last Action Hero (1993 dir. John McTiernan)

In mocking crap action films, action auteurs make a crap action film.

2/5

Another Stakeout (1993 dir. John Badham)

The longterm friendship between two cops nearly implodes over moustache genocide and lack of sleep.

2/5

Coneheads (1993 dir. Steve Barron)

Fanged Ghostbuster pokes fun at Republican immigration political ideology.

2/5

Amos & Andrew (1993 dir. E. Max Frye)

Racism leads to slapstick.

2/5

In The Line Of Fire (1993. Wolfgang Petersen)

Whilst several planes land, villain uses various all-American looks to evade capture.

3/5

The Fugitive (1993 dir. Andrew Davis)

Indiana Jones undergoes extreme grooming to help prove his innocence.

3/5

Striking Distance (1993. dir Rowdy Herrington)

Balding boatman blasts bad guys between boning sessions.

2/5

Sliver (1993 dir. Phillip Noyce)

Not unlike The Truman Show with fuck sessions and bath wanks.

2/5

The Meteor Man (1993 dir. Robert Townsend)

African American bargain bin Superman tribute sees lifelong gang rivals bond over gardening, and Darth Vader voice man come to terms with retardation.

1/5

Mrs Doubtfire (1993 dir. Chris Columbus)

Instead of giving flat a tidy up, dispenser of broad comedy takes to cross-dressing in order to see bowl-cut spawn.

2/5

Robocop 3 (1993 dir. Fred Dekker)

Useless director teases fans mercilessly by including footage of original movie amidst weak capitalism satire.

0/5

Tombstone (1993 dir. George P. Cosmatos)

To the surprise of no one, Hollywood A-lister protagonist gang defeat Hollywood B-lister antagonist gang in a gun fight.

2/5

Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993 dir. Woody Allen)

Rear Window homage amps up location photography and use of the colour brown.

3/5

Little Buddha (1993 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

The sight of half-naked fellas in the woods inspires Matrix Christ to instigate new hairstyle with a single knife cut.

3/5

Heaven & Earth (1993 dir. Oliver Stone)

Persistent G.I. whisks sexual peasant girl away from hell to experience the euphoria of canned food.

3/5

Jurassic Park (1993 dir. Steven Spielberg)

Biological tinkering by posh demigod leads to the butchering of evil Seinfeld postman.

5/5

Dazed And Confused (1993)

Sadistic jock/farm types celebrate final school day by performing arse-batting montage, and drinking, in the 70s.

3/5

Cool Runnings (1993)

Unlikely sportsmen overcome snow and racism to honour their part of Adidas sponsorship deal.

2/5

Free Willy (1993)

Deformed killer whale refuses to perform for merch-heavy crowd without first seeing written entertainment contract.

2/5

Schindler’s List (1993)

Factory general manager struggles to meet production targets due to particularly strong union interference.

5/5

Philadelphia (1993)

Excessive POV photography throws viewers into thick of court case following man’s dismissal by bosses for wearing awful hats.

3/5

Falling Down (1993)

After surviving Hispanic shootery, man-Christ causes trouble for stupidly-named detective and equal opportunities police department.

4/5