Animal Factory (2000 dir. Steve Buscemi)

Legendary chin is forced to eat own defecation to reunite with younger look-a-like.

2/5

Cast Away (2000 dir. Robert Zemeckis)

A charming tale of romance between bearded addict of coconuts and bloodied volleyball.

3/5

The Whole Nine Yards (2000 dir. Jonathan Lynn)

Friends legend does slapstick for food.

2/5

Battlefield Earth (2000 dir. Roger Christian)

Several film careers face obliteration due to bickering and dreadlocks.

1/5

Loser (2000 dir. Amy Heckerling)

Shunned Jew endures bullying and pop punk before bagging ineffective slut.

1/5

The Last Patrol (2000 dir. Sheldon Lettich)

Like a cheapo Mad Max, without fulfilling action quota.

1/5

Battle Royale (2000 dir. Kinji Fukasaku)

Grange Hill meets Jurassic Park under Tory social policy.

3/5

Erin Brockovich (2000 dir. Steven Soderbergh)

Not unlike a Capra flick, minus mythical Americana, with genuine MILF in the driving seat.

4/5

Dr. T & The Women (2000 dir. Robert Altman)

A roomful of Midwest caricatures fight to secure appointments with quiet fuckhole expert.

2/5

Space Cowboys (2000 dir. Clint Eastwood)

Ancient bar brawlers do complex DIY in space.

2/5

Requiem For A Dream (2000)

Feature-length 24 episode, minus terrorism, introduces arse fucking innovation and gangrene to Weight Watchers dystopia.

4/5

Scream 3 (2000)

Winking auteur purposefully seeks diminishing returns in sequel to effectively mimick well-known 80s horror franchises’ declining sequel quality.

2/5

Small Time Crooks (2000)

Like The Ladykillers replaced annoying music with simple carbohydrates, then added marriage/accountancy disaster.

3/5