Zodiac (2007 dir. David Fincher)

Ensemble cast seek violent scribbler in a mustard-coloured world.

4/5

Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007 dir Sidney Lumet)

Blubber man fails to retain teets of women many times out of his league.

3/5

Rise of The Footsoldier (2007 dir. Julian Gilbey)

Uneducated heads explode several times as barrowboys ape Goodfellas.

2/5

Taking Liberties (2007 dir. Chris Atkins)

Cheeky documentarian explores social policies of grinning warlord.

3/5

The Reaping (2007 dir. Stephen Hopkins)

Like The Omen with a vagina amongst Jerry Springer archetypes, with additional cheapo CGI.

2/5

Punk’s Not Dead (2007 dir. Susan Dynner)

In sparse living conditions, middle aged punx reflect on their childhoods playing in mostly awful bands.

3/5

The Education of Charlie Banks (2007 dir. Fred Durst)

Bald nu-metaller directs coloured Raging Bull worship, with added academic texts.

3/5

Cassandra’s Dream (2007 dir. Woody Allen)

Partical cockney brother accidentally murders partial cockney brother over murder in London.

2/5