Heat (1995 dir. Michael Mann)

Shouty thesp ensures quiet thesp is adequately caffeinated for ultra violent bank robbery.

4/5

Insomnia (2002 dir. Christopher Nolan)

Like a more pleasant Seven, minus bricks.

3/5

Dog Day Afternoon (1975 dir. Sidney Lumet)

Motivated by anal sex, a young Michael Corleone prevents bank staff from leaving work on time.

3/5

Jack And Jill (2011 dir. Adam Sandler)

Twin Jews coherse final shreds of dignity from Godfather titan to increase consumer goods sales.

2/5

Donnie Brasco (1997 dir. Mike Newell)

Sports mafia training montages helps FBI agent merge with mob stereotypes.

3/5

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992 dir. James Foley)

Class acting performances from all-star cast inspired by unreasonable sales targets.

3/5

Any Given Sunday (1999 dir. Oliver Stone)

Scarface shouts irritable African-American sports jocks to victory alongside soundtrack of very mixed quality.

3/5

Carlito’s Way (1993)

Unofficial Scarface sequel uses Jewish solicitor to bolster cast and running time.

3/5

Scarface (1983)

Foul-mouthed Spaniard enjoys dated music before demonstrating military-grade weaponry to gate crashers.

3/5