“How could anyone think I don’t really care about sick kids and am just using this prime time platform to promote my latest single which I had no hand in writing?”

Charity worker

“Granted, she does look incredible but trust me… never go into the toilet after she’s finished there.”

Public relations

“Ok ok I admit it – you look like a popstar. Now for the last time get out of my automobile and off my property.”

Will & Grace?

“I couldn’t bare it if I was sent home to my parents secure home in the suburbs and my record deal and my celebrity parties & TV shows.”

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