Tag Archives: Comics

Man of Steel (2013 dir. Zack Snyder)

4 Aug

Inspiring tale of the real-life Peter Griffin’s ascention from tier-2 school bully to reliable office drone.

3/5

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Dredd 3D (2012 dir. Pete Travis)

30 Oct

Obscure actor brings obscure comic character to live using his mouth.

3/5

The Dark Knight Rises (2012 dir. Christopher Nolan)

28 Jul

Bald slugger oversees logistically impossible socialism whilst sporting impressive winter fashion range.

4/5

Avengers Assemble (2012 dir. Joss Whedon)

2 May

Like The Silence of The Lambs, minus sperm-flinging, merging with male virgin daydreams.

4/5

Cowboys & Aliens (2011 dir. Jon Favreau)

31 Aug

Entire cast wasted in Close Encounters/ID4 revision for comic dorks, with stetsons and racism.

2/5

Super (2010 dir. James Gunn)

31 Aug

Underpinned by typically effete college rock music, idiot dispenses GBH using plumbing gear to win back slut wife.

2/5

Green Lantern (2011 dir. Martin Campbell)

13 Aug

Douchebag must defy all physics laws and save planet of LG smart phones in order to bag career-driven skirt.

2/5

Kick-Ass (2010 dir. Matthew Vaughn)

13 Aug

Dedicated masturbator fights organised crime archetypes with offspring of eccentric DC comic fanatic.

3/5

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011 dir. Joe Johnston)

11 Aug

Staunch patriot and literally born-again weight lifter defeats The Mask with combat ideas from other films.

2/5

X Men: First Class (2011 dir. Matthew Vaughn)

7 Jul

Freak catalogue models dick about in mansion before preventing world war III with crap CGI.

3/5

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

29 Nov

Ancient fluter suffers unsatisfying death after profound lecture on comics.

3/5


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