Tag Archives: Film Noir

Gilda (1946 dir. Charles Vidor)

29 Sep

Fucker of Shawshank slut gets job with punching instead of competency interviewing.

2/5

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The Maltese Falcon (1941 dir. John Huston)

4 Apr

Smooth talkers punch faces and drive narrative whilst barely changing location.

4/5

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The Big Sleep (1946 dir. Howard Hawks)

3 Aug

Fast-talking noir types dispense exposition without using body language.

4/5

The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946 dir. Tay Garnett)

19 Nov

Tramp and cock tease murder a drunk driver before battering Flintstones vocalist.

4/5

Chinatown (1974 dir. Roman Polanski)

11 Oct

Yet again, titted half of Bonnie & Clyde gets blown away in ancient automobile.

5/5

Alphaville (1965 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

28 Aug

On a far-away futuristic planet, which perfectly resembles 1960s Paris, miserable noir type shoots almost everyone he meets in the stomach.

3/5

The Long Goodbye (1973 dir. Robert Altman)

21 Aug

Jewish sleuth gets roughed up by other Jews whilst smoking profusely.

3/5

The Hustler (1961 dir. Robert Rossen)

20 Aug

Immaculately groomed fatso proves no match for cocky drunk upstart at snooker.

4/5

Double Indemnity (1944 dir. Billy Wilder)

14 Aug

By talking incredibly fast at all times, devious film noir types fail to execute lucrative murder effectively.

4/5

Sunset Boulevard (1950 dir. Billy Wilder)

13 Jul

Lack of Heat magazine coverage leads to the gunning down of Wild Bunch supervisor by old Hollywood crow type.

4/5

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