Tag Archives: French Film

Mississippi Mermaid (1969 dir. Francois Truffaut)

17 Dec

Not unlike Vertigo in colonised Africa, with cigarette manufacturing instead of police work.


The Last Metro (1980 dir. Francois Truffaut)

18 Nov

Forbidden Jew oversees play rehearsals from basement hovel whilst girlfriend gets felt up by lead thesp.


Trafic (1971 dir. Jacques Tati)

14 Oct

Badly-postured numbskull causes road chaos with crampt prototype caravan in pre-traffic light days.


The Soft Skin (1964 dir. Francois Truffaut)

1 Oct

Academic and airplane slut travel the country looking for licensed premises to fuck in.


The Story Of Adele H. (1975 dir. Francois Truffaut)

22 Sep

Desperate scribbler begs soldier for a fucking before going off the rails mentally.


Alphaville (1965 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

28 Aug

On a far-away futuristic planet, which perfectly resembles 1960s Paris, miserable noir type shoots almost everyone he meets in the stomach.


Pierrot le Fou (1965 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

20 Aug

Infamous French auteur antagonises fans of coherent narrative and sympathetic characters.


Stolen Kisses (1968 dir. Francois Truffaut)

17 Aug

Amidst multiple career changes, fuck buyer conducts some sleuthery.


Bande à Part (1964 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

14 Aug

Burglar sacrifices himself so that partner may take over fuck duties with human crime accessory.


The Wild Child (1970 dir. Francois Truffaut)

14 Aug

God of auteurs stops forest child from acting like a football fan on match day using the alphabet.


Boudu Saved From Drowning (1932 dir. Jean Renoir)

7 Aug

Obnoxious bum halts the feeling up of slut maid by her bourgeois boss for a few weeks.


In Praise of Love (Éloge de l’amour) (2001 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

22 Jul

Numerous off-camera dialogue skits make confusing narrative completely fucking impossible to follow.


The 400 Blows (Les Quatre Cents Coups) (1959 dir. Francois Truffaut)

12 Jul

Not unlike a black and white Ferris Bueller’s Day Off underpinned by French poverty.


Le Mépris (1963 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

1 Jul

Underpinned by lovely score, priceless foul-mouth breaks up with her fuck partner whilst he re-scribbles script.


Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot (1953 dir. Jacques Tati)

2 Jun

French Mr Bean blueprint defies cinematic sound conventions on plotless holiday.


A Married Woman (Une Femme Mariée) (1964 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

27 May

Intriguing French slut, whilst keeping updated with latest tit science, gets touched up by two fellas in several close-ups.


Play Time (1967 dir. Jacques Tati)

3 May

Idiot sound genius struggles to come to terms with late 60s technology in overly cleansed office complex.


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