Hitchcock wankfest inspires Old Boy.
Not unlike Vertigo in colonised Africa, with cigarette manufacturing instead of police work.
Jewish comedian commits borderline genre fraud and gets justifyably shat on.
Two couples bond over numerous unofficial funerals of emaculately-dressed carcass.
Rare birdsong leads to falsely-accused man’s head contents being spilled on Italian pavement.
Dutch nose spoils moment of ejaculation by speaking of Biblical figures before experiencing world’s fastest haircut and mental breakdown.
Film studio actively encourages blatant plagarism.