The Missouri Breaks (1976 dir. Arthur Penn)

Mega thesps wasted in the name of horse economics.

2/5

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951 dir. Elia Kazan)

Irritable mechanic seduces sister-in-law without using anti-perspirant.

4/5

The Freshman (1990 dir. Andrew Bergman)

Like Field of Dreams with wildlife instead of rounders.

2/5

Superman (1978 dir. Richard Donner)

Schizophrenic demigod confounds all laws of physics to get into pants of miserable co-worker.

2/5

Last Tango In Paris (1972)

Grieving Godfather discovers innovative use for dairy during a sex act.

4/5