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Stolen Kisses (1968 dir. Francois Truffaut)

17 Aug

Amidst multiple career changes, fuck buyer conducts some sleuthery.

3/5

McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971 dir. Robert Altman)

17 Aug

Fuck entrepreneur and card shuffler overcome lack of dentistry and central heating to set strategy for profitable fuck house.

3/5

Nixon (1995 dir. Oliver Stone)

17 Aug

Hannibal Lecter gets elected President by sweating profusely and cracking bad jokes, before bowing out disgracefully.

3/5

The Limey (1999 dir. Steven Soderbergh)

17 Aug

Before overseeing gun fatalities of entire supporting cast, platinum-locked Brit confuses strangers with needless rhyming slang.

3/5

Dr. T & The Women (2000 dir. Robert Altman)

17 Aug

A roomful of Midwest caricatures fight to secure appointments with quiet fuckhole expert.

2/5

The Smurfs (2011 dir. Raja Gosnell)

17 Aug

Restrictive squatter names based on adjectives and verbs renders character arcs unattainable in M&Ms commercial.

1/5

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