The Player (1992 dir. Robert Altman)

Amidst confusing cameos, Private Pyle dies at the hands of Shawshank Christ for poor scribbling.

4/5

Shadows And Fog (1991 dir. Woody Allen)

Like Manhattan with added fuck sellers and murder, minus impressive location photography.

2/5

Jour De Fête (1949 dir. Jacques Tati)

Highly motivated idiot goes extra mile to administer improved postal service to local peasant customer base.

3/5