“I’m well chuffed, guv” Olly Murs cleans up at 2012 Mediocre Music Awards

27 Feb

By Slick Nick | @Poppeelings

It seems that finally all the years of hard work have paid off for music sensation Olly Murs as the cheeky chappy has scooped a record bounty at the fifteenth annual Mediocre Music Awards (c).

The glamourous ceremony, held at Southend pier earlier in February, was hosted by Cilla Black and welcomed a host of A-list celebrity guests, including the cast of Brookside’s final episode, as well as Trevor and Simon of Live & Kicking Fame.

Mr Murs, 34, won the most mediocre male, most mediocre album, most disappointing dancing in a music video, most meaningless lyrics, blandest pop single and most unremarkable look awards, or ‘mediocries’ as they are known in the industry.

Murs: Officially mediocre

A final twist stunned onlookers as the X Factor reject also nabbed a special award for saying nothing of substance in any interviews whatsoever, a close contest between himself and TOWIE’s Amy Childs (who sadly could not be in attendance).

Mr Murs has gone on record to confirm that he is currently looking for a suitable builder to install an extra shelf in the shed at the bottom of Simon Cowell’s garden where he lives to house his enviable horde  of plastic Ms.

He said: ‘I’m over the moon and never expected any of these awards,’ before offering this reporter fruit and vegetables at very competitive retail prices.

So what next for Mr Murs, the man who seemingly has the music world at his feet? A hospital tour taking in every children’s ward in East Anglia, followed by several months off to record his next mediocre album ‘Apples And Pears To Heaven’, that’s what. You heard it here first.

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5 Responses to ““I’m well chuffed, guv” Olly Murs cleans up at 2012 Mediocre Music Awards”

  1. Georgia Murs April 16, 2012 at 2:03 pm #

    what the actual hell is this article on about..?

    • poppeelings April 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm #

      Who knows Georgia, who knows?
      PS> Are you related to Murs or just under the delusion that he’ll fuck you one day?

      • Megan February 13, 2013 at 3:38 am #

        Get a life

      • Sophie May 17, 2014 at 9:47 pm #

        I think that u will fuck URself one day and she will have a perfect husband, olly or not, it doesn’t matter. If she devotes her life to him, u don’t need to fucking interfere!! U get it?!

      • poppeelings May 17, 2014 at 10:17 pm #

        You cannot devote your life to someone that won’t even have a record deal in 5 years.

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