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Get Carter (1971 dir. Mike Hodges)

30 Nov

Lead cockney points his finger at supporting cast.

3/5

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Scum (1979 dir. Alan Clarke)

29 Nov

Violent cockneys seek father figures.

4/5

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Obsession (1976 dir. Brian De Palma)

24 Nov

Hitchcock wankfest inspires Old Boy.

3/5

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Deep Red (1975 dir. Dario Argento)

25 Oct

Bad plastering inflates act three.

3/5

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The Sting (1973 dir. George Roy Hill)

11 Jun

Card shuffling to ragtime.

4/5

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The Missouri Breaks (1976 dir. Arthur Penn)

16 Mar

Mega thesps wasted in the name of horse economics.

2/5

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The Last House On The Left (1972 dir. Wes Craven)

16 Feb

The awkward moment when you start nursing the people that recently fucked and killed your only child.

1/5

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Mad Dog Morgan (1976 dir. Philippe Mora)

8 Feb

Battered beardo holds up other beardos for loose change.

0/5

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Mad Max (1979 dir. George Miller)

4 Feb

Australians pay little heed to highway code or loss of no claims bonuses.

3/5

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Carnal Knowledge (1971 dir. Mike Nichols)

25 Dec

Two chums discuss and engage in fuckery.

2/5

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A Clockwork Orange (1971 dir. Stanley Kubrick)

17 Dec

In a bleak future underpinned by milk, gibberish and pubic hair, a violent dandy must come to terms with Beethoven.

3/5

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Five Easy Pieces (1970 dir. Bob Rafelson)

18 Nov

Oil man does virtually nothing of interest before porking heavily-gummed sister in law.

3/5

Kramer vs. Kramer (1979 dir. Robert Benton)

9 Nov

Two Hollywood thesps fight over a bowlcut.

3/5

Bed And Board (1970 dir. Francois Truffaut)

16 Aug

Copier of John Lennon’s sex life swaps one crap job for another.

2/5

Dog Day Afternoon (1975 dir. Sidney Lumet)

15 Aug

Motivated by anal sex, a young Michael Corleone prevents bank staff from leaving work on time.

3/5

The French Connection (1971 dir. William Friedkin)

5 Aug

Brutal bobby bashes blacks in Brooklyn.

3/5

The Last Picture Show (1971 dir. Peter Bogdanovich)

30 Jul

The inability of young slackjaws to finger girls leads to the closure of an independent cinema.

3/5

The Devil, Probably (1977 dir. Robert Bresson)

24 Jul

Seal-clubbing and corduroy jackets drive a young longhair to euthanasia.

2/5

Anne And Muriel (1971 dir. Francois Truffaut)

19 Jul

After driving woman insane with his penis, French beta male fucks her sister in a barn.

2/5

A Gorgeous Girl Like Me (1972 dir. Francois Truffaut)

28 Jun

Discussing slut’s previous fuck partners leads to imprisonment of poindexter.

2/5

A Wedding (1978 dir. Robert Altman)

19 May

Spawn of plantation types drink and talk at the expense of narrative.

2/5

Blazing Saddles (1974 dir. Mel Brooks)

8 May

Wrinkly racist mocks older, deader racists.

2/5

The Conformist (1970 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

20 Mar

Guilty Catholic watches academic get skewered artistically in the woods.

4/5

Thieves Like Us (1974 dir. Robert Altman)

18 Feb

Like a less wild Wild Bunch at the dawn of civilization/Coca Cola.

1/5

Network (1976 dir. Sidney Lumet)

14 Feb

In the rain, sharply-scripted thesps satiarise the awfulness of television.

4/5

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