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The Shock Doctrine (2009 dir. Michael Winterbottom)

25 Nov

Sarah Palin look-a-like analyses broke Hispanics.

3/5

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Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003 dir. Robert Rodriquez)

14 Nov

All working Hispanics in Hollywood spin around and shoot each other.

2/5

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005 dir. Shane Black)

11 Nov

A 2-hour rehearsal for Iron Man 3.

3/5

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Inside Man (2006 dir. Spike Lee)

10 Nov

Slick modern crime flick climaxes with film noir fuckfest.

3/5

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A Crude Awakening (2006 dir. Basil Gelpke & Ray McCormack)

5 Nov

The foretelling of the time when mankind will be forced to do more exercise.

2/5

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Redacted (2007 dir. Brian De Palma)

2 Nov

Paranormal Activity meets Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

2/5

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Religulous (2008 dir. Larry Charles)

20 Oct

A humerous look at two thousand years of mental illness.

4/5

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Zodiac (2007 dir. David Fincher)

18 Apr

Ensemble cast seek violent scribbler in a mustard-coloured world.

4/5

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Something’s Gotta Give (2003 dir. Nancy Meyers)

14 Mar

Perennial skirt-bagger swaps young, sexy, fun-loving fanny for haggered, complex, emotionally-scarred fanny.

3/5

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Lucky Number Slevin (2006 dir. Paul McGuigan)

5 Mar

Ensemble cast wasted at the expense of coolness.

2/5

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On The Nose (2001 dir. David Caffrey)

27 Feb

Screenplay caught red-handed delivering lines from better films to disguise own ineptitude.

1/5

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Broken (2006 dir. Simon Boyes)

3 Feb

Eccentric enslaves women at campsite in possible Playboy Mansion competitor start-up.

1/5

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Animal Factory (2000 dir. Steve Buscemi)

1 Feb

Legendary chin is forced to eat own defecation to reunite with younger look-a-like.

2/5

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Brokeback Mountain (2005 dir. Ang Lee)

31 Jan

To keep hypothermia and boredom at bay, two simpletons conduct sympathetic cowboy butt sex.

3/5

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Merantau (2009 dir. Gareth Evans)

29 Jan

A young peasant combats reaches adulthood by breaking countless knee and shoulder joints.

3/5

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The Pledge (2001 dir. Sean Penn)

5 Jan

Whilst surrounded by uglies, legendary actor attempts to avoid looking bored.

2/5

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The Promotion (2008 dir. Steven Conrad)

14 Dec

Middle managers make life slightly difficult for each other in the pursuit of one shit job.

2/5

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Edmond (2005 dir. Stuart Gordon)

10 Dec

Like a darker Falling Down, with fuckseller negotiations.

3/5

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Ong Bak (2003 dir. Prachya Pinkaew)

6 Dec

Peasant kick boxer defeats several opponents outside of his weight category.

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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001 dir. Steven Spielberg)

1 Nov

Charming update of Pinocchio, with man-whoring and neon lights.

3/5

Cast Away (2000 dir. Robert Zemeckis)

26 Oct

A charming tale of romance between bearded addict of coconuts and bloodied volleyball.

3/5

The Whole Nine Yards (2000 dir. Jonathan Lynn)

24 Oct

Friends legend does slapstick for food.

2/5

Collateral (2004 dir. Michael Mann)

11 Oct

Taxi Driver, minus pimp genocide, goes all Rear Window in act three.

4/5

Anger Management (2003 dir. Peter Segal)

8 Oct

Like The Game, with mildly amusing comedy skits.

2/5

Poseidon (2006 dir. Wolfgang Petersen)

5 Oct

Like a snappier Titanic, with wider camera lenses.

3/5

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