Battered beardo holds up other beardos for loose change.
Fashion designer adopts Nike business strategies by using cheap foreign labour to produce garments.
Like a less horrific Rosemary’s Baby, with more kissing.
Lack of antagonist, conflict and bare tits, renders lifeless romance flick entirely pointless.
Useless director teases fans mercilessly by including footage of original movie amidst weak capitalism satire.
Finnish director of shit films kick starts Hollywood career by directing shit film.