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Mad Dog Morgan (1976 dir. Philippe Mora)

8 Feb

Battered beardo holds up other beardos for loose change.



The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987 dir. Rod Amateau)

25 Mar

Fashion designer adopts Nike business strategies by using cheap foreign labour to produce garments.


The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011 dir. Bill Condon)

2 Dec

Like a less horrific Rosemary’s Baby, with more kissing.


Dear John (2010 dir. Lasse Hallström)

20 Sep

Lack of antagonist, conflict and bare tits, renders lifeless romance flick entirely pointless.


Robocop 3 (1993 dir. Fred Dekker)

27 Aug

Useless director teases fans mercilessly by including footage of original movie amidst weak capitalism satire.


A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988 dir. Renny Harlin)

19 Dec

Finnish director of shit films kick starts Hollywood career by directing shit film.


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