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Mad Dog Morgan (1976 dir. Philippe Mora)

8 Feb

Battered beardo holds up other beardos for loose change.

0/5

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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987 dir. Rod Amateau)

25 Mar

Fashion designer adopts Nike business strategies by using cheap foreign labour to produce garments.

0/5

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011 dir. Bill Condon)

2 Dec

Like a less horrific Rosemary’s Baby, with more kissing.

0/5

Dear John (2010 dir. Lasse Hallström)

20 Sep

Lack of antagonist, conflict and bare tits, renders lifeless romance flick entirely pointless.

0/5

Robocop 3 (1993 dir. Fred Dekker)

27 Aug

Useless director teases fans mercilessly by including footage of original movie amidst weak capitalism satire.

0/5

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988 dir. Renny Harlin)

19 Dec

Finnish director of shit films kick starts Hollywood career by directing shit film.

0/5


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