By Slick Nick | @Poppeelings
We proudly present three world exclusive bitesize news stories from the exciting world of celebrity and entertainment.
Scherzinger eyes up Adams
Pop super slut Nicole Scherzinger is rumoured to be considering professional darts player Martin ‘Wolfie’ Adams as a potential mate.
The news comes as the sultry singer has ended her four year relationship with racing driver Lewis Hamilton, on the cusp of him no longer being the world’s number one at his given sport.
Adams, currently the world’s number one darts player, is said to be ‘well up for’ a lunch date at a Sutton branch of Pizza Express with Scherzinger, whose recent single ‘Wet’ was supposedly written about her emotional and physical state after Adams’ last 180 throw.
Blonde ‘distraught’ at taking 45 minutes to finish off Cocozza
X Faxtor’s starlet Frankie Cocozza is no stranger to a woman’s warmth, only this time it appears to have backfired, as a mystery blonde the singer took ‘backstage’ to a pub carpark has expressed her dismay at taking nearly an hour to make the Brighton local reach climax.
The never-ending sex act occured just minutes after Cocozza made love to another fan in the very same carpark to celebrate another below average performance on the prime time ITV show.
His latest conquest, an Asda retail assistant, will be seeking councelling to help cope with her ordeal.
Katona’s relationship with frying pan ‘in trouble’
The whirlwind romance between ITV2 legend Kerry Katona and a frying pan bought for her by a friend from their local alcoholics anonymous group is said to be hanging by a thread.
The pair, who were due to marry later this month, have temporarily seperated in order to rekindle the spark that ignited their hearts in the first place.
Katona’s spokeswoman said: ‘They don’t seem to communicate. Kerry makes all the effort.’
‘Then again, you’d expect that when you’re in a relationship with what is essentially a chunk of inorganic matter.’