Tag Archives: 1982

48 Hrs. (1982 dir. Walter Hill)

6 Jan

Future gravel throat pairs with future star of flops to walk quickly from scene to scene.

2/5

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Poltergeist (1982 dir. Tobe Hooper)

29 Jun

Republican iconography gets overrun with dated video recording equipment.

3/5

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Blade Runner (1982 dir. Ridley Scott)

29 Oct

A young Indiana Jones must execute those with terrible hairstyles in a future without daylight.

4/5

Conan The Barbarian (1982 dir. John Milius)

13 Jul

Bare tits, fucking and multiple stab wounds push 15-certificate to breaking point.

2/5

A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (1982 dir. Woody Allen)

25 Sep

A small group of chums try to fuck each other’s partners in the oldern days.

2/5

The New York Ripper (1982 dir. Lucio Fulci)

3 Aug

Beer-buyer interupt’s broad’s beverage by administering cinema’s first foot fuck.

3/5

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982 dir. Steven Spielberg)

18 Jun

Despised all-American gets possessed by ungrateful alien botanist in lengthy Coca Cola promotional video.

4/5

Tenebrae (1982 dir. Dario Argento)

1 May

Italian horror auteur puts cinematography ahead of respectable acting performances.

3/5

Diner (1982)

9 Jan

Home Alone burgler’s marriage comes under strain due to lack of iTunes in the 50s.

3/5

Friday The 13th Part III (1982)

30 Dec

Curly expert in prop-based gags endures anti-semitism on camping trip in 2D.

2/5

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