Tag Archives: 1984

Runaway (1984 dir. Michael Crichton)

30 Sep

Infamous ‘tache has drawn out battles with the worst-looking robots in film history.



Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom (1984 dir. Steven Spielberg)

3 Dec

By linking child slave labour to devout worship in the east, veteran Jew antagonises fans of non-Abrahamic religions.


Beverly Hills Cop (1984 dir. Martin Brest)

30 Nov

Streetwise pottymouth plays the race card to secure hotel room.


Romancing The Stone (1984 dir. Robert Zemeckis)

5 Nov

Cut-price Spielberg presents cut-price Indiana Jones in Hispanic shitholes.


Footloose (1984 dir. Herbert Ross)

11 Oct

Like a midwest There Will Be Blood, with atheist car cleaner doing battle with Christ over hip-wiggling instead of crude oil.


The Cotton Club (1984 dir. Francis Ford Coppola)

19 Aug

Alongside watching extremely annoying tapdancing/jazz shows, dapper Herman Munster gets in with the wrong crowd.


Revenge Of The Nerds (1984 dir. Jeff Kanew)

2 Aug

Whilst battling sadistic sportsmen, an ethnically diverse group of academics unknowingly creates prototype of Big Brother TV show.


Broadway Danny Rose (1984 dir. Woody Allen)

19 Apr

Booking agent escapes from mobsters using comedy.


The Neverending Story (1984)

23 Feb

Despite promising the contrary, bullied bowl-cut fails to return to owner harrowing fairytale book featuring poorly dubbed abominations.


Amadeus (1984)

18 Feb

Two effeminate men try to out-do one another in the production of annoying music to appease Ferris Bueller nemesis.


Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

4 Jan

George McFly bags desirable mate despite rotten dance moves amidst caucasian genocide.


Gremlins (1984)

27 Dec

Highly-evolved unclassified species instantly picks up practical theories of complex electrical circuitry as hell comes to It’s A Wonderful Life.


Starman (1984 dir. John Carpenter)

18 Dec

Lebowski-themed E.T. sings acapella and enjoys all-American cuisine but regrets not asking for directions on road trip.


The Karate Kid (1984)

15 Dec

Multi-skilled handyman, with four moves, guides Italian-American to combat victory over Aryan end-of-level boss.


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