Tag Archives: 1990

Death Warrant (1990 dir. Deran Sarafian)

8 May

Belgian face-kicker kicks faces to defend against organ donorship.

1/5

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Grifters (1990 dir. Stephen Frears)

21 Apr

Two similarly-styled sluts seek affection from an 80s heart throb.

2/5

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The Two Jakes (1990 dir. Jack Nicholson)

22 Oct

Between being asked to leave several locations, private detective solves mystery using his penis.

3/5

Edward Scissorhands (1990 dir. Tim Burton)

1 Jul

After being discovered by crap saleswoman, gothic gardener falls in with the wrong crowd.

3/5

Alice (1990 dir. Woody Allen)

27 Apr

Sickeningly wealthy New York socialite and dead fuck associate perform ghostly Superman tribute over Manhattan.

1/5

The Freshman (1990 dir. Andrew Bergman)

8 Apr

Like Field of Dreams with wildlife instead of rounders.

2/5

King of New York (1990 dir. Abel Ferarra)

3 Apr

Ethnic minorities inhale powder before getting filled with bullets.

2/5

Bird on a Wire (1990 dir. John Badham)

21 Dec

Blonde rewards mechanic/hair dresser/architect/builder/zoo keeper for nearly getting her killed several times by giving him back her sex organs.

2/5

Tremors (1990 dir. Ron Underwood)

12 Nov

Unskilled labourers save Confederate townsfolk in water-less Jaws rip-off.

3/5

The Sheltering Sky (1990 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

3 Oct

The perishing of westerner after fucking a local hooker brings dialogue to a standstill on orange holiday.

3/5

The Witches (1990 dir. Nicolas Roeg)

30 Sep

Well-funded convention of hags ends with vermin genocide in lovely hotel managed by Mr Bean.

2/5

Miller’s Crossing (1990 dir. Joel Coen)

29 Sep

Between double-crossing several 1920s mob types, Irish punching bag takes beatings without retaliating.

4/5

Robocop 2 (1990 dir. Irvin Kershner)

27 Aug

Like the first (minus Christ-infused origin tale) with additional spinal columns and stop motion effects.

1/5

The Rookie (1990 dir. Clint Eastwood)

14 Aug

After suffering Hispanic beatdown, future pornstar-fucker escalates complaint to bar senior management by burning it to the ground.

2/5


Pretty Woman (1990 dir. Garry Marshall)

17 May

George Costanza turns into borderline sex offender after likable fuck seller achieves monthly revenue target in a single week.

3/5

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

9 Jan

Inhabitants of anthropological wildlife foster home curb youth crime wave after authorities fail to investigate suspicious permanently noisy warehouse in sociological commentary.

2/5

Misery (1990)

13 Dec

Godfather offspring endures ancient concepts of medicine after completing admirable sports-writing montage.

4/5

Ghost (1990)

21 Nov

A young couple bond over pottery and ancient music.

2/5


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