Tag Archives: 1991

The Pit And The Pendulum (1991 dir. Stuart Gordon)

2 Sep

To keep Christ happy, several women are brutally tortured in possible UKIP voter’s fantasy.

2/5

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Point Break (1991 dir. Kathryn Bigelow)

5 Feb

Young cop with bad knees has loyalty split between obnoxious surfers and obnoxious lawmen.

3/5

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My Own Private Idaho (1991 dir. Gus Van Sant)

2 Feb

Dead heart throb sells arse and dick, then falls asleep, in several cities.

2/5

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Regarding Henry (1991 dir. Mike Nichols)

27 Jan

Like the origin story of the world’s worst superhero – RITZ CRACKERS MAN.

2/5

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Martial Law (1991 dir. Steve Cohen)

16 May

Aggressive constables dispense street justice without considering human rights.

2/5

All I Want For Christmas (1991 dir. Robert Lieberman)

15 Dec

Charming battle of the classes sees poor man defeat rich man in gaining mating rites to middle aged woman’s fuckhole.

2/5

The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear (1991 dir. David Zucker)

25 Nov

Inspirational fuck montage confirms to audience that film-makers know how intercourse works.

2/5

Hook (1991 dir. Steven Spielberg)

22 Nov

Hairy solicitor remembers pre-masturbation days with the help of badly brought up youths.

2/5

Suburban Commando (1991 dir. Burt Kennedy)

29 Oct

Professional leg-dropper forsakes even more dignity.

1/5

What About Bob? (1991 dir. Frank Oz)

9 Oct

Whilst permeating Stand By Me narrator’s family life, Saturday Night Live chuckle provoker delivers live stand-up routine to modest audience in lunatic hospital.

3/5

Shadows And Fog (1991 dir. Woody Allen)

24 Sep

Like Manhattan with added fuck sellers and murder, minus impressive location photography.

2/5

Cape Fear (1991 dir. Martin Scorcese)

6 Sep

Dressed like a Beach Boy, cigar/bodybuilding/Christ enthusiast terrorises extremely dull Republican family under colourful skies.

3/5

Thelma & Louise (1991 dir. Ridley Scott)

20 Aug

Coarse waitresses leave behind a crap life in Confederate suburbs for a crap life on the road.

3/5

Slacker (1991 dir. Richard Linklater)

12 Aug

Assorted generation X types, and women without make-up, talk shit for 105 minutes.

4/5

JFK (1991 dir. Oliver Stone)

9 Jun

By watching non-widescreen footage, ensemble cast attempt to work out exactly who blew Irish-American president’s brains the fuck out of his skull in luxury vehicle.

5/5

King Ralph (1991 dir. David S. Ward)

11 May

British thesp types struggle to teach bloated rocker the ways of being dull and posh.

2/5

Double Impact (1991)

23 Mar

In a seemingly advanced future, handguns don’t need re-loading and Belgian twins communicate without proper eye contact.

2/5

Bugsy (1991)

25 Feb

Testicled half of Bonnie And Clyde provides world-class dictionary service and skincare to mobsters in the 30s.

3/5

Boyz n The Hood (1991)

22 Nov

Streetwise film-maker forgets to use spellcheck on movie title.

3/5


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