Tag Archives: 1993

Demolition Man (1993 dir. Marco Brambilla)

5 Jan

Muscleheads spoil a eutopian future with poorly realised fight scenes.

2/5

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Last Action Hero (1993 dir. John McTiernan)

11 May

In mocking crap action films, action auteurs make a crap action film.

2/5

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Another Stakeout (1993 dir. John Badham)

25 Feb

The longterm friendship between two cops nearly implodes over moustache genocide and lack of sleep.

2/5

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Coneheads (1993 dir. Steve Barron)

13 Feb

Fanged Ghostbuster pokes fun at Republican immigration political ideology.

2/5

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Amos & Andrew (1993 dir. E. Max Frye)

8 Dec

Racism leads to slapstick.

2/5

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In The Line Of Fire (1993. Wolfgang Petersen)

4 Dec

Whilst several planes land, villain uses various all-American looks to evade capture.

3/5

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The Fugitive (1993 dir. Andrew Davis)

4 Oct

Indiana Jones undergoes extreme grooming to help prove his innocence.

3/5

Striking Distance (1993. dir Rowdy Herrington)

23 Sep

Balding boatman blasts bad guys between boning sessions.

2/5

Sliver (1993 dir. Phillip Noyce)

10 May

Not unlike The Truman Show with fuck sessions and bath wanks.

2/5

The Meteor Man (1993 dir. Robert Townsend)

11 Jan

African American bargain bin Superman tribute sees lifelong gang rivals bond over gardening, and Darth Vader voice man come to terms with retardation.

1/5

Mrs Doubtfire (1993 dir. Chris Columbus)

30 Sep

Instead of giving flat a tidy up, dispenser of broad comedy takes to cross-dressing in order to see bowl-cut spawn.

2/5

Robocop 3 (1993 dir. Fred Dekker)

27 Aug

Useless director teases fans mercilessly by including footage of original movie amidst weak capitalism satire.

0/5

Tombstone (1993 dir. George P. Cosmatos)

24 Aug

To the surprise of no one, Hollywood A-lister protagonist gang defeat Hollywood B-lister antagonist gang in a gun fight.

2/5

Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993 dir. Woody Allen)

18 Aug

Rear Window homage amps up location photography and use of the colour brown.

3/5

Little Buddha (1993 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

18 Aug

The sight of half-naked fellas in the woods inspires Matrix Christ to instigate new hairstyle with a single knife cut.

3/5

Heaven & Earth (1993 dir. Oliver Stone)

12 Aug

Persistent G.I. whisks sexual peasant girl away from hell to experience the euphoria of canned food.

3/5

Jurassic Park (1993 dir. Steven Spielberg)

6 Jul

Biological tinkering by posh demigod leads to the butchering of evil Seinfeld postman.

5/5

Dazed And Confused (1993)

8 Apr

Sadistic jock/farm types celebrate final school day by performing arse-batting montage, and drinking, in the 70s.

3/5

Cool Runnings (1993)

4 Mar

Unlikely sportsmen overcome snow and racism to honour their part of Adidas sponsorship deal.

2/5

Free Willy (1993)

21 Feb

Deformed killer whale refuses to perform for merch-heavy crowd without first seeing written entertainment contract.

2/5

Schindler’s List (1993)

14 Feb

Factory general manager struggles to meet production targets due to particularly strong union interference.

5/5

Philadelphia (1993)

20 Dec

Excessive POV photography throws viewers into thick of court case following man’s dismissal by bosses for wearing awful hats.

3/5

Falling Down (1993)

25 Nov

After surviving Hispanic shootery, man-Christ causes trouble for stupidly-named detective and equal opportunities police department.

4/5


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