Tag Archives: 1999

The Hurricane (1999 dir. Norman Jewison)

10 Mar

Outclassed supporting cast prove slugger-turned-scribbler’s innocence using post-it-note montages.

3/5

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Lansky (1999 dir. John McNaughton)

20 Jan

The changing of ages and actors of characters every ten minutes makes narrative difficult to follow.

2/5

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Analyze This (1999 dir. Harold Ramis)

13 Dec

Like a feature-length Sopranos episode, with Jewish gagster replacing Italian American broad.

3/5

Mickey Blue Eyes (1999 dir. Kelly Makin)

29 Nov

Surrounded by Sopranos supports, polite British gent mimicks mob/Italian American character conventions.

2/5

The Out-of-Towners (1999 dir. Sam Weisman)

1 Nov

Middle Americans interact with lower and upper class New York types, with unamusing consequences.

2/5

The Limey (1999 dir. Steven Soderbergh)

17 Aug

Before overseeing gun fatalities of entire supporting cast, platinum-locked Brit confuses strangers with needless rhyming slang.

3/5

Inspector Gadget (1999 dir. David Kellogg)

14 Jul

Director of tits reimagines Robocop, minus graphic gun fatalities, with a physically handicapped villain.

1/5

Wild Wild West (1999)

3 Feb

After defeating disabled madman in poor summer blockbuster, rap legend sticks the boot in to audiences further by performing hit single over credits.

1/5

A Room For Romeo Brass (1999 dir. Shane Meadows)

23 Dec

Eccentric child groomer takes beating from iconic barrow boy.

3/5

Any Given Sunday (1999 dir. Oliver Stone)

4 Dec

Scarface shouts irritable African-American sports jocks to victory alongside soundtrack of very mixed quality.

3/5


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