Tag Archives: 2007

Redacted (2007 dir. Brian De Palma)

2 Nov

Paranormal Activity meets Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

2/5

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Zodiac (2007 dir. David Fincher)

18 Apr

Ensemble cast seek violent scribbler in a mustard-coloured world.

4/5

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Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007 dir Sidney Lumet)

12 Sep

Blubber man fails to retain teets of women many times out of his league.

3/5

Rise of The Footsoldier (2007 dir. Julian Gilbey)

27 Mar

Uneducated heads explode several times as barrowboys ape Goodfellas.

2/5

Taking Liberties (2007 dir. Chris Atkins)

22 Mar

Cheeky documentarian explores social policies of grinning warlord.

3/5

The Reaping (2007 dir. Stephen Hopkins)

7 Jan

Like The Omen with a vagina amongst Jerry Springer archetypes, with additional cheapo CGI.

2/5

Punk’s Not Dead (2007 dir. Susan Dynner)

4 Jan

In sparse living conditions, middle aged punx reflect on their childhoods playing in mostly awful bands.

3/5

The Education of Charlie Banks (2007 dir. Fred Durst)

24 Oct

Bald nu-metaller directs coloured Raging Bull worship, with added academic texts.

3/5


Cassandra’s Dream (2007 dir. Woody Allen)

1 Oct

Partical cockney brother accidentally murders partial cockney brother over murder in London.

2/5

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