Tag Archives: Action

48 Hrs. (1982 dir. Walter Hill)

6 Jan

Future gravel throat pairs with future star of flops to walk quickly from scene to scene.

2/5

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Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003 dir. Robert Rodriquez)

14 Nov

All working Hispanics in Hollywood spin around and shoot each other.

2/5

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Roadhouse (1989 dir. Rowdy Herrington)

13 Nov

Professional face-kicker makes redundancies without HR consultation, then defeats unchecked capitalism.

2/5

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Olympus Has Fallen (2013 dir. Antoine Fuqua)

19 Aug

Multiple film careers kept on life-support by Die Hard rip-off.

3/5

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Gangster Squad (2013 dir. Ruben Fleischer)

14 Jul

Face-punching and stomach-kicking and face-punching and shooting in Hollywoodland.

2/5

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The Last Stand (2013 dir. Jee-woon Kim)

15 May

Antique Austrian defends all-American town from immigrant labour.

2/5

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John Carter (2012 dir. Andrew Stanton)

12 May

Athletic longhair must fight for tribesmen to prevent a gang rape.

2/5

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Last Action Hero (1993 dir. John McTiernan)

11 May

In mocking crap action films, action auteurs make a crap action film.

2/5

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Death Warrant (1990 dir. Deran Sarafian)

8 May

Belgian face-kicker kicks faces to defend against organ donorship.

1/5

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Red Dawn (2012 dir. Dan Bradley)

6 Apr

Corporate fast food helps all-American sports fans defeat communism.

2/5

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Battleship (2012 dir. Peter Berg)

7 Mar

To win over future father-in-law, douchebag must save the world from bar rock and the full force of ILM hard drives.

2/5

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Point Break (1991 dir. Kathryn Bigelow)

5 Feb

Young cop with bad knees has loyalty split between obnoxious surfers and obnoxious lawmen.

3/5

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Mad Max (1979 dir. George Miller)

4 Feb

Australians pay little heed to highway code or loss of no claims bonuses.

3/5

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Merantau (2009 dir. Gareth Evans)

29 Jan

A young peasant combats reaches adulthood by breaking countless knee and shoulder joints.

3/5

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Lawless (2012 dir. John Hillcoat)

24 Jan

Various stars get their faces punched in the name of tramp juice.

3/5

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Skyfall (2012 dir. Sam Mendes)

18 Jan

Bloody British gent makes life hell for bloody commuters on bloody London Underground.

3/5

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Taken 2 (2012 dir. Olivier Megaton)

28 Dec

CIA man dispatches and endures commercially acceptable violence of men in drab leisure wear.

2/5

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Shank (2010 dir. Mo Ali)

22 Dec

Like a feature length N Dubz video with even less narrative.

1/5

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Bad Boys (1995 dir. Michael Bay)

21 Dec

Two stereotypes with near enough the exact same personality swap lives to solve a crime.

2/5

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Heat (1995 dir. Michael Mann)

19 Dec

Shouty thesp ensures quiet thesp is adequately caffeinated for ultra violent bank robbery.

4/5

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Ong Bak (2003 dir. Prachya Pinkaew)

6 Dec

Peasant kick boxer defeats several opponents outside of his weight category.

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In The Line Of Fire (1993. Wolfgang Petersen)

4 Dec

Whilst several planes land, villain uses various all-American looks to evade capture.

3/5

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Last Man Standing (1996 dir. Walter Hill)

17 Nov

With terrible hair piece in tow, Hollywood A-lister guns down B and C-listers in dirt town.

2/5

Waterworld (1995 dir. Kevin Reynolds)

5 Nov

Piss-drinker does battle with dystopian Marlborough Men on doomed film sets.

2/5

Dredd 3D (2012 dir. Pete Travis)

30 Oct

Obscure actor brings obscure comic character to live using his mouth.

3/5

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