Tag Archives: Ben Affleck

Argo (2012 dir. Ben Affleck)

21 Jan

A gripping examination of the Iranian immigration control system.

4/5

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The Company Men (2010 dir. John Wells)

5 Jul

Harrowing tale sees multi-millionairres forced to give up pointless possessions.

3/5

The Town (2010 dir. Ben Affleck)

14 Mar

Like Good Will Hunting with added gun play.

4/5

Extract (2009 dir. Mike Judge)

14 Aug

Double team of aged groupie-licker and obliterated testicle threaten to ruin unfucked managing director’s near pointless manufacturing operation.

3/5

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001 dir. Kevin Smith)

28 May

Whilst winking and swearing at cult audience, Star Wars/comic fan types appear to champion medicority of blubbery director’s filmography.

2/5

Good Will Hunting (1997 dir. Gus Van Sant)

18 May

Violent academic neglects health & safety legislation in early days of school caretaking career.

4/5

Dazed And Confused (1993)

8 Apr

Sadistic jock/farm types celebrate final school day by performing arse-batting montage, and drinking, in the 70s.

3/5

Smokin’ Aces (2006)

13 Dec

Confusing tribute to chinned auteur sacrifices characterisation for exposition and organised crime cliches.

2/5

Pearl Harbour (2001 dir. Michael Bay)

5 Nov

All-American apple pie wrapped in US flag is tipped off window ledge by evil Japanese pilot.

2/5

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