Tag Archives: Bruce Willis

Lucky Number Slevin (2006 dir. Paul McGuigan)

5 Mar

Ensemble cast wasted at the expense of coolness.

2/5

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Death Becomes Her (1992 dir. Robert Zemeckis)

15 Feb

Two tarts go to great lenghts to maintain fuckability as Night of The Living Dead collides with Max Factor.

2/5

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Blind Date (1987 dir. Blake Edwards)

1 Jan

Initial satire on corporate success gives way to obviously stund-doubled slapstick.

3/5

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Moonrise Kingdom (2012 dir. Wes Anderson)

18 Dec

Quirky director robs Hollywood legends of their dignity.

2/5

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Last Man Standing (1996 dir. Walter Hill)

17 Nov

With terrible hair piece in tow, Hollywood A-lister guns down B and C-listers in dirt town.

2/5

Looper (2012 dir. Rian Johnson)

31 Oct

A hired killer takes drastic actions to prevent inevitable baldness in Terminator 2/Carrie homage.

3/5

The Whole Nine Yards (2000 dir. Jonathan Lynn)

24 Oct

Friends legend does slapstick for food.

2/5

Striking Distance (1993. dir Rowdy Herrington)

23 Sep

Balding boatman blasts bad guys between boning sessions.

2/5

Fast Food Nation (2006 dir. Richard Linklater)

14 Jan

Burger guru struggles to create ways to market a shit platter to kids.

3/5

What Just Happened (2008 dir. Barry Levinson)

24 Nov

Cinematic dog shooting and controversial facial hair almost ruin various fictional Hollywood careers.

3/5

Bandits (2001)

7 Apr

Charming burglers in denim and obvious hair pieces fall out after seeking the use of the same captured lady’s fuckhole.

2/5

Die Hard (1988)

22 Dec

Managing Director of Aryan robbers fails to inspire festive cheer by reading Christmas message from elevator carcass.

5/5


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