Tag Archives: Disney

John Carter (2012 dir. Andrew Stanton)

12 May

Athletic longhair must fight for tribesmen to prevent a gang rape.

2/5

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Wreck-It Ralph (2012 dir. Rich Moore)

3 Apr

A gay dictator is overthrown with the help of food marketing.

4/5

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Cinderella (1950 dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson & Hamilton Luske)

6 Oct

Cleaner must overcome slavery and vermin with learning difficulties to achieve royal dicking.

2/5

Inspector Gadget (1999 dir. David Kellogg)

14 Jul

Director of tits reimagines Robocop, minus graphic gun fatalities, with a physically handicapped villain.

1/5

Enchanted (2007)

6 Jan

Archetypal post-war Disney unfucked heroine struggles against post 9/11 New York xenophobia, with occasionally amusing consequences.

2/5

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

26 Dec

Uncle Walt inspires second generation Hentai artists whilst serving gags and hinting at bestiality.

3/5

Flight Of The Navigator (1986)

7 Dec

Sadistic aircraft, voiced by wank convict, traumatises family by holding effeminate son hostage for eight years in the name of intergalactic zoology.

2/5


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