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CV Tip #102 (Sperm)

17 Sep

Being offered a job after so many months or years of despair must be a wonderful feeling, but make sure you continue to listen carefully to instructions.

When asked to provide a sample as part of a pre-employment medical appointment, make sure it’s urine and not semen. This is because you are not taking part in a DNA test on the fucking Jeremy Kyle show.

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