Tag Archives: Drama

The Wild One (1953 dir. László Benedek)

21 Dec

Bikers terrorise smalltown types with outlandish headwear.

4/5

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Scum (1979 dir. Alan Clarke)

29 Nov

Violent cockneys seek father figures.

4/5

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The Impossible (2012 dir. Juan Antonio Bayona)

29 Nov

Whites playing Hispanics get soaked in the pursuit of Oscar glory.

3/5

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Combat Shock (1986 dir. Buddy Giovinazzo)

12 Nov

Like a knock-off Taxi Driver minus qualified editor.

2/5

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The African Queen (1951 dir. John Huston)

4 Nov

Well-toothed stars bond over naval warfare.

4/5

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The Great Gatsby (2013 dir. Baz Luhrmann)

29 Jul

Two affluent side-partings invest resources into bagging the same lady’s fuckhole.

2/5

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Flight (2012 dir. Robert Zemeckis)

23 Jun

Thesp shows us it’s ok to fly aircraft whilst under the influence of drink and drugs as long as you tell someone about it afterwards.

2/5

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Cloud Atlas (2012 dir. Lana & Andy Wachowski and Tom Tykwer)

13 May

A spiritual game of ‘spot the actor’ across three centuries/hours.

3/5

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Jeff, Who Lives At Home (2011 dir. Jay & Mark Duplass)

7 May

Tubby Christ figure evokes miracles for blood relatives only.

3/5

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The Artist (2011 dir. Michel Hazanavicius)

6 May

Europeans pay tribute to dead Americans without vocal chords or widescreen.

4/5

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Ruby Sparks (2012 dir. Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris)

14 Apr

Perennial beta male proves that the perfect woman doesn’t exist.

3/5

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A Separation (2011 dir. Asghar Farhadi)

10 Apr

The Iranian version of How Clean Is Your House gets complicated.

4/5

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Le Déjeuner Sur L’herbe (1959 dir. Jean Renoir)

8 Apr

The world’s greatest scientist nearly loses his mind over peasant girl’s fuckhole.

3/5

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Hoffa (1992 dir. Danny DeVito)

7 Apr

Well-nosed thesp unites Daily Mirror readers against Daily Telegraph readers.

3/5

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Heartburn (1986 dir. Mike Nichols)

15 Mar

Boring life leads to boring biopic.

1/5

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The Master (2012 dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)

11 Mar

Foreheaded veteran of bumbling assistant parts relishes playing the alpha male for once.

4/5

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The Hurricane (1999 dir. Norman Jewison)

10 Mar

Outclassed supporting cast prove slugger-turned-scribbler’s innocence using post-it-note montages.

3/5

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East of Eden (1955 dir. Elia Kazan)

8 Mar

A family implodes over vegetables and the Bible in oldern days.

4/5

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Nuts (1987 dir. Martin Ritt)

26 Feb

Slick lawyer helps mental fuck seller deliver exposition in court.

3/5

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My Own Private Idaho (1991 dir. Gus Van Sant)

2 Feb

Dead heart throb sells arse and dick, then falls asleep, in several cities.

2/5

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Brokeback Mountain (2005 dir. Ang Lee)

31 Jan

To keep hypothermia and boredom at bay, two simpletons conduct sympathetic cowboy butt sex.

3/5

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Regarding Henry (1991 dir. Mike Nichols)

27 Jan

Like the origin story of the world’s worst superhero – RITZ CRACKERS MAN.

2/5

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Silver Linings Playbook (2012 dir. David O. Russell)

25 Jan

A loving family help their son overcome mental illness using gambling and sports jerseys.

4/5

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One Day (2011 dir. Lone Scherfig)

17 Jan

A fuckfest many years in the making, underpinned by appalling television shows.

2/5

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Gentleman’s Agreement (1947 dir. Elia Kazan)

14 Jan

Jew-named non-Jew tricks Jews in order to scribble for non-Jews about Jews.

2/5

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