Tag Archives: DVD

Bande à Part (1964 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

14 Aug

Burglar sacrifices himself so that partner may take over fuck duties with human crime accessory.

3/5

Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

2 Feb

Republican offspring butchered for poor music tastes as hopeless film makers seek Carrie for inspiration.

1/5

Diana Vickers ‘very grateful’ after receiving Inception on DVD for Christmas

26 Dec

By Slick Nick

X Factor runner-up Diana Vickers surprised family members today by thanking them sincerely after receiving a brand new DVD of the motion picture Inception.

The singer, well known for her shunning of foot wear, was surprised to receive the critically acclaimed film following the creation of a Christmas wish list that largely comprised of perfume, shoes, pop CDs and a subscription to National Geographic magazine.

Diana’s Nan said: ‘I’d noticed favourable reviews for this DVD and bought it on impulse for Diana from a local branch of Blockbusters that had recently filed for bankruptcy. The shop assistant warned me that the first 45 minutes was largely exposition, but I know Diana’s a bright girl and could easily cope with some intelligent cinema.’

‘He was a very nice lad. It’s such a shame that the highstreet rental business model is virtually dead now due to the internet. Anyway, I hear the branch of W H Smiths down the road are recruiting.’

Diana herself was unavailable for comment, but those present have confirmed beliefs that the star of plays very few people can afford to attend was genuinely grateful and ‘looking forward to watching it with the commentaries’.

Diana’s new exercise DVD ‘Stumble Your Way To Slimdom’ is temporarily unavailable due to the manufacturer having to deal with a flooding issue.

Toy Story 2 (1999)

15 Dec

Traditional stereotype of cranky middle-aged Jewish couple makes carbohydrate-themed Pixar debut.

4/5

A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987 dir. Chuck Russell)

12 Dec

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest with middle American suicidals increases blood and dated effects at the expense of entertainment.

2/5

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