Tag Archives: French New Wave

Masculin Féminin (1966 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

24 Feb

Fuck interviews permeate pop singer’s rise to obscurity.

3/5

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Vivre Sa Vie (1962 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

17 Feb

Director gives away spoilers twelve times in delightful tale of walking fuckseller.

4/5

Au Hasard Balthazar (1966 dir. Robert Bresson)

15 Feb

Unfortunate ass demonstrates superior acting ability to savage rural types.

3/5

L’argent de Poche (Pocket Money) (1976 dir. Francois Truffaut)

8 Feb

Girly-haired lads bond over child abuse and tit-spotting in French Rear Window.

4/5

Two or Three Things I Know About Her (1967 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

7 Feb

Whispering auteur condemns fuck-selling and consumerism before succumbing to product placement in final scene.

3/5

Mississippi Mermaid (1969 dir. Francois Truffaut)

17 Dec

Not unlike Vertigo in colonised Africa, with cigarette manufacturing instead of police work.

4/5

The Last Metro (1980 dir. Francois Truffaut)

18 Nov

Forbidden Jew oversees play rehearsals from basement hovel whilst girlfriend gets felt up by lead thesp.

3/5

Trafic (1971 dir. Jacques Tati)

14 Oct

Badly-postured numbskull causes road chaos with crampt prototype caravan in pre-traffic light days.

3/5

The Soft Skin (1964 dir. Francois Truffaut)

1 Oct

Academic and airplane slut travel the country looking for licensed premises to fuck in.

4/5

Jour De Fête (1949 dir. Jacques Tati)

24 Sep

Highly motivated idiot goes extra mile to administer improved postal service to local peasant customer base.

3/5

The Story Of Adele H. (1975 dir. Francois Truffaut)

22 Sep

Desperate scribbler begs soldier for a fucking before going off the rails mentally.

2/5

Alphaville (1965 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

28 Aug

On a far-away futuristic planet, which perfectly resembles 1960s Paris, miserable noir type shoots almost everyone he meets in the stomach.

3/5

Pierrot le Fou (1965 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

20 Aug

Infamous French auteur antagonises fans of coherent narrative and sympathetic characters.

3/5

Stolen Kisses (1968 dir. Francois Truffaut)

17 Aug

Amidst multiple career changes, fuck buyer conducts some sleuthery.

3/5

Bande à Part (1964 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

14 Aug

Burglar sacrifices himself so that partner may take over fuck duties with human crime accessory.

3/5

The Wild Child (1970 dir. Francois Truffaut)

14 Aug

God of auteurs stops forest child from acting like a football fan on match day using the alphabet.

3/5

In Praise of Love (Éloge de l’amour) (2001 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

22 Jul

Numerous off-camera dialogue skits make confusing narrative completely fucking impossible to follow.

2/5

The 400 Blows (Les Quatre Cents Coups) (1959 dir. Francois Truffaut)

12 Jul

Not unlike a black and white Ferris Bueller’s Day Off underpinned by French poverty.

4/5

Le Mépris (1963 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

1 Jul

Underpinned by lovely score, priceless foul-mouth breaks up with her fuck partner whilst he re-scribbles script.

4/5

Fahrenheit 451 (1966 dir. Francois Truffaut)

22 Jun

French auteur makes colour debut by presenting harrowing dystopian future where oppressed citizens are forced to live in world without WH Smith.

3/5

Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot (1953 dir. Jacques Tati)

2 Jun

French Mr Bean blueprint defies cinematic sound conventions on plotless holiday.

4/5

A Married Woman (Une Femme Mariée) (1964 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

27 May

Intriguing French slut, whilst keeping updated with latest tit science, gets touched up by two fellas in several close-ups.

3/5

Play Time (1967 dir. Jacques Tati)

3 May

Idiot sound genius struggles to come to terms with late 60s technology in overly cleansed office complex.

4/5

Breathless (À Bout de Souffle) (1960)

12 Jan

Bonnie And Clyde, minus squibs and colour, underpinned by excessive jazz and slapdash editing.

3/5

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