Tag Archives: Italian Cinema

Cinema Paradiso (1988 dir. Giuseppe Tornatore)

3 Nov

A lifetime of friendship rewarded with softcore porn at the end.

4/5

The Grim Reaper (1962 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

18 Aug

Like an Italian Rashomon with dead fuck seller.

3/5

Before The Revolution (1964 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

8 Jul

Political fellow bonds with aunt using sex.

3/5

Inferno (1980 Dir. Dario Argento)

8 Sep

Stunning architecture and blood letting makes up for unsatisfactory narrative.

2/5

Bicycle Thieves (1948 dir. Vittorio De Sica)

3 Sep

Desire to fulfill shit fixed-term contract and retrieve bedding sees Italian neo-realism type commit street robbery in full view of entire city.

4/5

The Bird With The Crystal Plummage (1970 dir. Dario Argento)

9 Jul

Rare birdsong leads to falsely-accused man’s head contents being spilled on Italian pavement.

3/5

Tenebrae (1982 dir. Dario Argento)

1 May

Italian horror auteur puts cinematography ahead of respectable acting performances.

3/5

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