Tag Archives: Italian Film

Deep Red (1975 dir. Dario Argento)

25 Oct

Bad plastering inflates act three.

3/5

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Cinema Paradiso (1988 dir. Giuseppe Tornatore)

3 Nov

A lifetime of friendship rewarded with softcore porn at the end.

4/5

1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982 dir. Enzo G. Castellari)

5 Sep

Motorcyclists demonstrate the latest in gay fashion.

1/5

The Grim Reaper (1962 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

18 Aug

Like an Italian Rashomon with dead fuck seller.

3/5

Django (1966 dir. Sergio Corbucci)

21 Jul

Thieving mass murderer sets up Home Alone trap for Hispanics.

3/5

Before The Revolution (1964 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

8 Jul

Political fellow bonds with aunt using sex.

3/5

The Conformist (1970 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

20 Mar

Guilty Catholic watches academic get skewered artistically in the woods.

4/5

Papaya, Love Goddess of The Cannibals (1978 dir. Joe D’Amato)

18 Jan

Island temptress halts construction progress by distracting key project stakeholders with fucking.

2/5

Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979 dir. Lucio Fulci)

3 Jan

Christ provides miracle of never-ending gun magazines in violent church shoot-out.

3/5

Inferno (1980 Dir. Dario Argento)

8 Sep

Stunning architecture and blood letting makes up for unsatisfactory narrative.

2/5

Bicycle Thieves (1948 dir. Vittorio De Sica)

3 Sep

Desire to fulfill shit fixed-term contract and retrieve bedding sees Italian neo-realism type commit street robbery in full view of entire city.

4/5

The Bird With The Crystal Plummage (1970 dir. Dario Argento)

9 Jul

Rare birdsong leads to falsely-accused man’s head contents being spilled on Italian pavement.

3/5

Tenebrae (1982 dir. Dario Argento)

1 May

Italian horror auteur puts cinematography ahead of respectable acting performances.

3/5

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