Tag Archives: Japan

13 Assassins (2010 dir. Takashi Miike)

23 Jan

A dozen lads with half-finished haircuts bond over multiple stab wounds.


The Last Emperor (1987 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

25 Apr

Woefully underqualified ruler excels at English rather than preventing Japanese invasion, and invites Lawrence Of Arabia round for tea.


Ju-on (2002)

8 Jan

Hasty Japanese film-makers intent on scares persist without a narrative.


Letters From Iwo Jima (2006)

30 Dec

Residents of doomed beach community bond over sunbathing and suicide.


Lost In Translation (2003)

17 Dec

Academy and Japanese tourist board appeased as ageing Ghostbuster attracts quality skirt whilst wearing slippers.


Pearl Harbour (2001 dir. Michael Bay)

5 Nov

All-American apple pie wrapped in US flag is tipped off window ledge by evil Japanese pilot.


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