Tag Archives: Japan

13 Assassins (2010 dir. Takashi Miike)

23 Jan

A dozen lads with half-finished haircuts bond over multiple stab wounds.

3/5

The Last Emperor (1987 dir. Bernardo Bertolucci)

25 Apr

Woefully underqualified ruler excels at English rather than preventing Japanese invasion, and invites Lawrence Of Arabia round for tea.

4/5

Ju-on (2002)

8 Jan

Hasty Japanese film-makers intent on scares persist without a narrative.

1/5

Letters From Iwo Jima (2006)

30 Dec

Residents of doomed beach community bond over sunbathing and suicide.

4/5

Lost In Translation (2003)

17 Dec

Academy and Japanese tourist board appeased as ageing Ghostbuster attracts quality skirt whilst wearing slippers.

3/5

Pearl Harbour (2001 dir. Michael Bay)

5 Nov

All-American apple pie wrapped in US flag is tipped off window ledge by evil Japanese pilot.

2/5

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