Tag Archives: Jeff Bridges

The Last Picture Show (1971 dir. Peter Bogdanovich)

30 Jul

The inability of young slackjaws to finger girls leads to the closure of an independent cinema.


True Grit (2010 dir. Joel & Ethan Coen)

14 May

Incomprehensible chain-smoker fails in mission to massacre aged Goonie in time before dentistry.


TRON: Legacy (2010)

27 Dec

Christ-like Lebowski neglects private library whilst dispensing trailer-appeasing dialogue to trance music.


Starman (1984 dir. John Carpenter)

18 Dec

Lebowski-themed E.T. sings acapella and enjoys all-American cuisine but regrets not asking for directions on road trip.


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