Tag Archives: Jeff Bridges

The Last Picture Show (1971 dir. Peter Bogdanovich)

30 Jul

The inability of young slackjaws to finger girls leads to the closure of an independent cinema.

3/5

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True Grit (2010 dir. Joel & Ethan Coen)

14 May

Incomprehensible chain-smoker fails in mission to massacre aged Goonie in time before dentistry.

3/5

TRON: Legacy (2010)

27 Dec

Christ-like Lebowski neglects private library whilst dispensing trailer-appeasing dialogue to trance music.

1/5

Starman (1984 dir. John Carpenter)

18 Dec

Lebowski-themed E.T. sings acapella and enjoys all-American cuisine but regrets not asking for directions on road trip.

2/5

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