Tag Archives: Leonardo DiCaprio

The Great Gatsby (2013 dir. Baz Luhrmann)

29 Jul

Two affluent side-partings invest resources into bagging the same lady’s fuckhole.

2/5

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Django Unchained (2012 dir. Quentin Tarantino)

25 Jan

Chinned hero of film students replaces trademark lengthy walking scenes with lengthy horse riding scenes.

4/5

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J. Edgar (2011 dir. Clint Eastwood)

18 May

Senior cop shouts less and kisses fewer men as further prosthetic flesh is stuck to his face.

2/5

Catch Me If You Can (2002 dir. Steven Spielberg)

12 Dec

Veteran beard takes a light-hearted look at identity theft, serious fraud and fuck selling in the sixties.

3/5

Titanic (1997)

23 Nov

Perverse sketcher teaches aristrocrat how to dance with immigrants.

2/5

Inception (2010)

4 Nov

Juno exploited in the name of exposition amidst squib-free gun battles in the Matrix.

4/5

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